Eric Jaen
jaene1@lasalle.edu

Eric Jaen is a dolphin. He owns at least 325 PEZ heads, but nobody is really counting. He knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of the Earth's core. Pay him $2.35, and he'll tell you. AHM NAM NAM NAM NAM NAM goes the octopus (lies). Read it. Eric only casts a shadow when it occurs to him to do so, and, much to the displeasure of the rest of the staff, he only remembers on rare occasions. Eric enjoys saving puppies, surfing the atmosphere and worshiping the cast of Buffy the Vampire Slayer from his alter in St. Basil. He writes tickets fo' lyfe. P.S. Eric invented the metric system.