Kaitlyn Linsner is a 19-year-old ninja. Born and raised in South Dakota, she made her way to Philadelphia on a Razor scooter, only stopping to gather rocks to add to her extensive rock collection. She has a strong passion for tiling floors and eating pistachios, simultaneously. As a professionally-trained crossword puzzle creator, she is also the Kicks editor for the Collegian. In the future, she hopes to own a restaurant where her martial arts skills and elderly business woman wardrobe can cooperate to feed the masses.