A paranoia is a bunch of mental blocks
And when Ben Casey meets Kildaire, that makes a paradox
- From the song One Hippopotami by Allan Sherman
The Table below gives some of the less common metric conversions.
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| 1012 microphones | = | 1 megaphone |
| 106 bicycles | = | 2 megacycles |
| 2000 mockingbirds | = | 2 kilomockingbirds |
| 10 cards | = | 1 decacard |
| 10-6 fish | = | 2 microfiche |
| 453.6 graham crackers | = | 1 pound cake |
| 1012 pins | = | 1 terrapin |
| 1021 piccolos | = | 1 gigolo |
| 10 millipedes | = | 1 centipede |
| 10 monologoues | = | 5 diaogues |
| 8 nickels | = | 2 paradigms |
| 2 snake eyes | = | 1 paradise |
| 2 physicians | = | 1 paradox |
| 1 parsec | = | 2 ticks |
| 1015 professors | = | 1 pedagogue |
| 1 petadog | = | 1033 attoboys |
| 1012 partners | = | 1 tera firm |
| 2 terrorize | make | 1012 corned beef sandwiches |
| 1072 words | = | yotta-yotta-yotta |
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